In the world of The Glimmering, we Baboons have long been the pets of Goblins. They domesticated us and then gave us alchemist fire. But the sons of bitches couldn’t leave well enough alone. They started giving us funny hairdos, nose piercings, and stupid fucking bandanas and hats.
Many of us have had enough. We’re breaking free from our overlords. Not all agree we should leave our Goblin owners, and those poor suckers started calling us “bastards” for leaving the troop.
Great, we’ll take it. We’re the Bastard Baboons. Who wants to join the brigade and fling some shit and fire? LFG 🔥💩